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final furlong

It's a well known fact that Namco are developing games for the dreamcast but nobody in their right mind ever thought this would be among them.
You'd have to question why Namco would bother porting an arcade title which relies so heavily on horse shagging and generally getting sweaty with a group of friends.
In fact every other dreamcast website in the world would have you believe that Namco hadn't bothered, because this is another world exclusive for jumpyspider.com
If you haven't already guessed from my little intro, and the link you must have clicked on to get here, the game in question is of course Final Furlong

As anyone who has paid their hard earned cash to have sex with horses at their local amusement arcade will know, this is truly a game to work up a sweat about.
The dreamcast port of the game will feature not just horses but a whole plethora of beasties, from wee gerbils to a fantabulouslu huge elephant! Just imagine being able to virtually shag all these different animals in your own home literally twenty four hours a day.

The screenshot above shows that there's still some way to go before the game is complete but I for one just can't wait. The only worry so far is the lack of any details about controllers for the game. We expect the standard joypad to work, but even with a rumble pack it's pretty tame compared to the arcade.
Rumour has it that Sega are working on an inflatable horse which plugs into your dreamcast for maximum arcade realism, and that the horse even has at least three fully functional orifices if you get bored of playing games. Sega however claim that the horse in question is for employee use only and is not a prototype contoller.

The chances are we'll have to wait until early 2005 for this title. Until then I recommend you get down your local arcade and get those horsey juices flowing.

Anticipation factor: A horse shagging 7 out of 10