Hello and welcome to the JumpySpider.com dreamcast section! I hae to admit writing introductions has never really been my strongpoint so I've enlisted the help of a couple of famous celebrities to help me out.. Please welcome Billie and... Billie!

Hi! I'm Billie the famous singer / songwriter, the girl with the bubbly personality here to introduce you to the wonders of Dreamcast. To be honest I know very little about Dreamcast, most of my time is spent whoring myself in the media in an attempt to sell records and make loads of cash for my manager... so er.. Yay Dreamcast?

Hi, I'm Billie, the famous infamous not famous character from F-Zero X on the N64, the guy/girl with the bubbly skin complexion. To be honest I know very little about Dreamcast, most of my time is spent trying to distinguish my car from the background on this blurry pile of crap that passes for a console display in an attempt to sell games and make loads of money for Nintendo... so er... Yay Dreamcast?

Well, a fat lot of use they turned out to be... never mind, eh?