You are foolish to challenge my logic, but now there is no turning back. I should tell you that under the third amendment of the rules of PuReLoGic(TM) I roll two extra D6 damage on every turn, you currently have zero logic points and therefore recieve no damage modifier! You also have an abacus, a suit of armour fashioned from graph paper, and an assortment of set squares which you may use in your quest.

So, on to the first question, I'll make this an easy one for you...

If David Bowie walked into an electrical goods store which of the following would he buy:
A: a PlayStation 2
B: a widescreen television
C: a HiFi with dual tape deck and hi-speed dubbing