ACT 1

"Tango Charlie Diet Fanta Mars Bar to mission control are you reading me. Over.... kssht"
"This is Foxtrot Samba Tequilla Slamer reading you loud and clear. Over"
"I have a situation here, there is what appears to be a childs glove lying on the ice. Over... kshhht"
"What's the problem Tango Charlie Diet Fanta Mars Bar, pick it up. Over"
"Yes sir, I would only I can't work out how to slow down on these damned skates. Over... ksssht"
"Ah, I see your predicament. I'll send in the glove retrieval squad right away. Now get out of there and report back to base. Over"
"Roger that.... ksssht"
"And will you please stop making that ksssht noise, it's really annoying. OVER"
"Thought it might get a laugh sir.....OVER!"
"Yes, very amusing. And did it get a laugh..... ooooover"
"Well, no but did you have a punchline.... o-o-o-veee-e-eer"
"Over and out"
"But..."
"Over and out"
"What about act 2?..."
"Over and out"
"Oh alright.... Over and out... kshhht"

Please restore my faith in Jesus