"Hi, I'm NASA's Neil Armstrong,
you may remember me from Apollo 11"

"Hey, it's NASA's very own Neil Armstrong, Hello Neil!"

"Kssshtt... this is one small page on the web, one giant site on the webkind... Kshhht"

"What's that then Neil?"

"Ksssshtt... I'm seach for Jesus in the twenty first century. Century twenty Jesus I am searching in the firstkind... Kssssht"

What Neil is trying to say is the he's starring in the first episode of Jesus In The 21st Century, the show that combines science fiction drama with religious debate, and women with big knockers.... Let's get on with the show shall we.

Somewhere, in a galaxy somewhat exactly like our own.....

The world was deep in turmoil.
People were losing their faith in religion and placing it in the false religion that is science
Church attendance was at an all time low. The cake stand at the village fair was looking decidely sparse.

It was time to take action. World leaders gathered together and decided only one plan could save mankind.

And that plan was to send an astronaut to the moon to find the secret lair of Jesus himself!
The lack of cash from church fundraisers had left NASA's space program in tatters and they had sold all of their shuttles as scrap metal. The only rocket left in existence was the Apollo 11 on display at The National Some Space Museum Or Other, and only one man could fly that rocket!..

#ifdef TVMOVIE
CutToShot(neilOnTheMoon);
#else
ExpensiveSpecialEffect(rocketTakeOff);
#endif

"Kssssht... Only one plan can
save man. A plan can save only
one can for mankind... Kssst"

TO BE CONTINUED....

Will they find Jesus?
Will the world be saved?
Will Neil realise he's holding the map upside down?

Find out in episode 2.. coming soon