cheerleaders celebrate ps2 launch
(just an excuse to get pictures of cheerleaders on the site)

Here are just a few members of the Miami Dolphins cheerleading squad who have made up a selection of PS2 related chants, unfortunately some of them seem to have been taken in by all the anti-PS2 coverage in the media recently... and many of them don't know the difference between and chant and a limerick... still, they look nice don't they?  

"Gimme a P, gimme an S, gimme 2..
What have you got?
A big black brick!"

"We love you Sony, we do
We want your PlayStation 2
Although the games are all poo
No other console will do."

"You've just wasted three hundred dollars on a console
Now you feel like a bit of an asshole
But there really is no need to feel forlorn
You can use your new machine for watching porn!"

"I'm not wearing any knickers
I swapped them for an ice-cream snickers...
I'm not even wearing a bra
I swapped it for a milky bar...
I'm not wearing any socks
I sold them for a play with some blokes PlayStation 2!

"75 million polygons a second, 75 million polys!
But if one of the designers turned out to be a liar
There would only be 62 million polygons left.
62 million polygons a second, 62 million polys!
But if one of the designers turned out to be a liar
There would only be 49 million polygons left....
... 5 million polygons a second... "

"Go Sony, it's your launch day!
Go Pony, stallion horse hay!"

"Sequels, sequels, they're so great
I can't wait to play Ridge Racer 8
Sequels, sequels, they're so fine
I can't wait to fight on Tekken Tag 9
Sequels, sequels, there seem to be plenty
I can't wait to play Final Fantasy 20"

"There one was a man with a dream
To build the ultimate gaming machine
It would play many games
Which all run in a frame
And let you watch porn in between"

Don't worry about the queues
It's just something you have to do...
Don't worry about short supplies
It's all just rumours and lies...
Don't worry about the price
Once you see the Region-0's you won't think twice!"

"I love my PlayStation it's so fine
I play on my PlayStation all the time
My boyfriend doesn't seem to mind
He's an expert in the art of mime"